Tomatoes are popping’ off right now so I’m here to drop some science about the so called BLT. The name BLT gets the order wrong and has its priorities crooked. The sandwich is a tomato sandwich with lettuce and bacon. People think the bacon is the main thing. But they’re wrong.
Think about a bacon sandwich for a second. Nobody wants that shit. Just imagine yourself sitting down to tuck into a delicious bacon sandwich. Just bacon, bread, and the desiccated husks of all the people you’ve killed and dried like beef jerky hanging all around the table.